I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”
"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*
Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.
I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.
*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?
all of my followers are dalmations
cruella deville strikes again
I don’t know if I ever spoke about this but anyone who is a fan of Shane Dawson, please unfollow me and roll around in fire.
Tagged: #seriously #I saw a episode of youtubers react and my hate for him busted out my heart #fuck I hate his slimy ass
oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
that’s my secret
I’m always tired
*transforms into the incredible sloth*
why would you EVER make fun of somebody for something they can’t help