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All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them! -Mojo Jojo

halaalpussy:

beyonseh:

this has to be one of bey’s funniest interviews because she’s being shady the entire time but just loudly smacking on those grapes i live for it

I miss untrained beyonce

Posted 1 day ago on Jul 28th with 8,372 notes
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Tagged: #queen b

youngblackandvegan:

accras:

queensphynxe:

She just stared for the longest time.

OMG…I love this. This is important.

v important! representation matters more than words can express

but this picture about sums it up :)

Posted 1 day ago on Jul 28th with 19,474 notes
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pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Posted 1 day ago on Jul 28th with 18,213 notes
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Tagged: #animals

kyoudaiya:

wtf im in mutuals with so many cuties. so many rad folks. i like you guys a lot

Posted 1 day ago on Jul 28th with 115,965 notes
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Posted 1 day ago on Jul 28th with 114,605 notes
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footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

Posted 5 days ago on Jul 24th with 652,397 notes
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thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

Posted 5 days ago on Jul 24th with 142,330 notes
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Just incase you thoughts was an inactive blog 😂 but ya college is cool.

Posted 5 days ago on Jul 24th with 1 note
Tagged: #me

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 14th with 191,325 notes
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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 14th with 290,652 notes
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Anonymous asked: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

skiptheyouth:

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 13th with 133,476 notes
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wounders:

alice in wonderland (1951)

Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers, in a world of my own. All the flowers would have very extra special powers, they would sit and talk to me for hours when I’m lonely in a world of my own. There’d be new birds, lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds, everyone would have a dozen bluebirds within that world of my own. I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand, I keep wishing it could be that way because my world would be a Wonderland.

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 12th with 1,048 notes
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Tagged: #what should I say what should I queue

niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 11th with 67,434 notes
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nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 11th with 326,126 notes
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rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

Posted 2 weeks ago on Jul 11th with 144,228 notes
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