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All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them! -Mojo Jojo

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 14th with 190,014 notes
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spookyassniall:

"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 14th with 287,279 notes
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Anonymous asked: Penises are for urinating and supplying sperm for reproduction, doesn't mean we urinate and fuck in public .. why should breast feeding be okay? fucking typical one sided feminist

skiptheyouth:

sktagg23:

Does your penis provide sustenance for another person? No. Can you show your nipples in public if you want to? Yes. Also, breasts are not genitals or sex organs. Only 13 out of 190 cultures world wide consider them to be sexual or even private parts. Don’t even act like this is a feminist thing. This is a babies-have-the-right-to-eat thing.

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I’ve seen more men urinating in public than I have women breast feeding, like are you fucking kidding me??!? Men take every excuse to expose themselves in public to make women uncomfortable.

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 13th with 131,587 notes
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wounders:

alice in wonderland (1951)

Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers, in a world of my own. All the flowers would have very extra special powers, they would sit and talk to me for hours when I’m lonely in a world of my own. There’d be new birds, lots of nice and friendly howdy-do birds, everyone would have a dozen bluebirds within that world of my own. I could listen to a babbling brook and hear a song that I could understand, I keep wishing it could be that way because my world would be a Wonderland.

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 12th with 900 notes
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Tagged: #what should I say what should I queue

niallimlegal:

*white person voice* so like are you…what like… cultur—like…what ethnic—like…what type of like—what are…where are you from?

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 66,345 notes
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nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 324,516 notes
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rubbersoulsandtotempoles:

voglio-scopare:

petrapansneverland:

ultrafunnypictures:

THIS. 100 times, this.

Yes please

Dude, this is so well said.

A perfect description.

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 128,442 notes
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fileformat:

Janet Jackson, Everytime

this hair

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 882 notes
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Tagged: #queen janet

royalturkeyz:

thewordsmithy:

singoffkey:

satanss-nipples:

ask-the-homestuck-crew:

smashing-articles-of-footwear:

spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 447,351 notes
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I don’t know if I ever spoke about this but anyone who is a fan of Shane Dawson, please unfollow me and roll around in fire. 

alieniverson:

oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 332,028 notes
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walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 30,679 notes
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transgirltumbling:

forkanna:

rainbowninjaprincess1:

forkanna:

hellyeahpuckentine

Thank you, tiny potato

200 NOTES ON THIS HOW MANY INSPIRATIONAL POTATOES DO YOU NEED

Thanks potato.

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 143,698 notes
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religiousmom:

why would you EVER make fun of somebody for something they can’t help

Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 71,774 notes
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gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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Posted 1 week ago on Jul 11th with 149,057 notes
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Tagged: #l m f a o